Bad day quotes and sayings funny
1. "If life gives you lemons, just add vodka."
2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity... constantly."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I may be having a bad day, but at least I'm not a penguin in a desert."
5. "Today's mood is brought to you by lack of sleep and too much caffeine."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
9. "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you."
10. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just an optimist with experience."
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1. Education is the key to unlocking the golden door of freedom. - George Washington Carver2. The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King3. Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today. - Malcolm X4
1. Stay safe, stay strong, we will get through this together.2. In this together, apart but united.3. Sending love and well wishes during these challenging times.4. Together apart, united in hope.5. Keep calm and wash your hands.6. Mask up, stay safe, save lives.7. We are stronger toget
1. Carpe diem - Seize the day2. Live in the moment3. Let go of what you can't change4. Follow your dreams5. Be the change you wish to see in the world6. Stay positive and keep moving forward7. Embrace the journey, not just the destination8. Every day is a new beginning9. Choose happ
1. You are the light of my life.2. You light up my world.3. You are my sunshine.4. You are the apple of my eye.5. You are my everything.6. You are the love of my life.7. You are my rock.8. You are my soulmate.9. You are my heart's desire.10. You are my one and only.
1. Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.2. Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present.3. Find joy in the ordinary.4. Choose joy, every day.5. Happiness is a choice, make it every day.6. Let your smile change the world, but don't let the world change
1. A true friend is a treasure beyond measure.2. Friendship is the key to unlocking life's greatest joys.3. In the garden of friendship, laughter is the best fertilizer.4. Friends are like stars, they shine brightest in the darkest of times.5. A friend is someone who knows all about you and
1. Happiest Place on Earth2. I'm Here for the Churros3. Dreams Do Come True4. Magic Kingdom Bound5. Making Memories at Disneyland6. Mickey Mouse Fan Club7. Adventure Awaits8. It's a Small World After All9. Disney Addict10. Castle Obsessed
1. The darkest hour has only sixty minutes. - Morris Mandel2. The sun always shines above the clouds. - Paul F. Davis3. Every storm runs out of rain. - Maya Angelou4. After every storm, the sun will smile; for every problem, there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of go
1. Prepare for battle, for in Valhalla we fight eternally.2. Feast and drink, for in Valhalla there is no shortage of mead.3. Bravery in battle earns a warrior a place in Valhalla.4. In Valhalla, the halls echo with the songs of heroes.5. The Valkyries choose the bravest warriors to join Od
1. Ey up - a greeting similar to hello or hi2. Nowt - nothing or none3. Chuffed to bits - very pleased or happy4. Mardy - grumpy or moody5. Owt - anything or something6. Reight - right or correct7. Ginnel - a narrow passageway or alley8. Brassed off - fed up or annoyed9. Mint -