Bad fortune cookie sayings
1. "You will step on a Lego every day for the rest of your life."
2. "Your phone will always be on low battery when you need it most."
3. "May your socks always be slightly damp."
4. "You will always be the third wheel in every social gathering."
5. "Your favorite food will always be out of stock when you crave it."
6. "You will always be stuck in traffic when you're running late."
7. "You will never find a comfortable position to sleep in."
8. "You will always forget your passwords at the most inconvenient times."
9. "You will always spill something on your shirt right before an important meeting."
10. "You will always be the one to find out the restaurant is out of your favorite dish."
Above is Bad fortune cookie sayings.
1. I'm not a stand-up comedian, I'm a sit-down lecturer.2. I'm here to educate, entertain, and occasionally confuse.3. If you're not laughing, you're not learning.4. I promise to make this lecture more interesting than watching paint dry.5. I may not have all the answers, but I definitely h
1. Happily ever after begins today.2. Love is in the air.3. Two hearts, one love.4. I do, forever and always.5. Together is a beautiful place to be.6. Love is the tie that binds.7. From this day forward.8. Today I marry my best friend.9. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a s
1. No wrap, no tap2. No sheath, no sheath3. No cover, no lover4. No bag, no swag5. No shield, no field6. No cap, no tap7. No guard, no bard8. No coat, no gloat9. No shield, no yield10. No barrier, no carrier
1. To the best dog dad in the world, thank you for all the walks, belly rubs, and unconditional love. Happy Father's Day!2. You may not have human children, but your love and care for our furry family member make you a fantastic dog dad. Happy Father's Day!3. From one proud dog dad to another,
1. Peace, love, and understanding.2. Make love, not war.3. Spread good vibes.4. Let your soul shine.5. One love, one heart.6. Go with the flow.7. Find your inner peace.8. Love is all you need.9. Live in harmony with nature.10. Follow your bliss.
Here are a few quotes attributed to Che Guevara that may fit the theme of the idiots still thinking:1. Let the world change you and you can change the world.2. The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.3. Silence is argument carried out by other means
1. You are my sunshine2. Love you to the moon and back3. Be a rainbow in someone else's cloud4. You are purr-fect5. Stay wild, moon child6. You are my happy place7. Dream big, little one8. You are magical9. Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons10. You are my cup of tea
1. A chip and a chair - Never give up, even when you have very few chips left in a poker game.2. The nuts - Refers to the best possible hand in a particular situation.3. All in - Betting all of your chips on a single hand.4. Don't tap the glass - Refers to not criticizing or giving advice to
1. One love, one heart, let's get together and feel alright.2. Don't worry about a thing, 'cause every little thing gonna be alright.3. In this great future, you can't forget your past.4. Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.5. Life is one big roa
1. Cold hands, warm heart.2. Cold as a witch's teat.3. Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.4. Cold feet, warm socks.5. Cold weather makes the best bedfellows.6. Cold winds do blow, and we shall have snow.7. Cold enough to freeze the nose off a brass monkey.8. Cold hands