Bad puppy sayings for christmas cards
1. "May your Christmas be filled with chewed up shoes and shredded wrapping paper!"
2. "Wishing you a holiday season full of accidents on the carpet and stolen ornaments."
3. "Hope your Christmas is as naughty as a mischievous puppy!"
4. "May your tree be knocked over and your presents be unwrapped by a playful pup!"
5. "Sending you warm wishes for a Christmas filled with barking and howling joy!"
6. "May your holiday be as chaotic as a puppy's first day home!"
7. "Wishing you a Christmas with more slobber and drool than you can handle!"
8. "Hope your holiday is as rambunctious as a puppy at playtime!"
9. "May your Christmas be as messy as a puppy's first bath!"
10. "Sending you wishes for a Christmas filled with puppy mischief and mayhem!"
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