Bad sayings that are make it funny
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my cat's needs."
10. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I'm just committed to it."
Above is Bad sayings that are make it funny.
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