Bad southern sayings

1. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound skunk."

2. "He's slicker than snot on a glass doorknob."

3. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"

4. "She's crazier than a road lizard in a hailstorm."

5. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."

6. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."

7. "He's as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party."

8. "She's all hat and no cattle."

9. "He's so crooked he could swallow nails and spit out corkscrews."

10. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."

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