Balloons with weird sayings on them

1. "Life is short, buy the shoes"

2. "I'm silently judging you"

3. "I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social"

4. "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient"

5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right"

6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm not an evening person"

7. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition"

8. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me"

9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing"

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Anzac sayings

1. Lest we forget.2. They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old.3. We will remember them.4. For the fallen, we will remember.5. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them.6. Their sacrifice will never be forgotten.7. We honour and remember those wh

Funny star trek sayings

1. I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer! - Dr. Leonard McCoy2. Resistance is futile. - The Borg3. Live long and prosper. - Spock4. Make it so. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard5. I have been and always shall be your friend. - Spock6. Beam me up, Scotty. - Captain Kirk (though this exact phrase was nev

Islamic sayings on marriage

1. And among His signs is that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that you may dwell in tranquility with them, and He has put love and mercy between your hearts. Verily in that are signs for those who reflect. - Quran 30:212. The best of you are those who are best to their wives. -

Congratulations sayings for graduation from nursing school for son

1. Congratulations on your graduation from nursing school, son! Your dedication and hard work have paid off. I am so proud of you.2. You have worked tirelessly to achieve this milestone, and I couldn't be happier for you. Congratulations on your graduation from nursing school, son!3. Your passi

Captain kirk famous sayings

1. Beam me up, Scotty.2. Space, the final frontier.3. I'm a doctor, not a [insert profession].4. Risk is our business.5. Live long and prosper. (Spock's famous saying, but often associated with Captain Kirk as well)6. I don't believe in a no-win scenario.7. To boldly go where no man has

Confucius sayings perspective

Confucius, the ancient Chinese philosopher, has left behind a wealth of wisdom in his sayings that can be interpreted and applied in various ways. Here are a few of his sayings from different perspectives:1. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.- From a motivational p

Fairy tail sayings and quotes

1. The moment you give up is the moment you let someone else win. - Natsu Dragneel2. We are all fighting for a better tomorrow. - Erza Scarlet3. The only time you should ever look back, is to see how far you've come. - Lucy Heartfilia4. The real sin is averting your eyes and failing to believ

Na slogans and sayings

1. Just do it. - Nike2. Think different. - Apple3. The happiest place on earth. - Disneyland4. I'm lovin' it. - McDonald's5. Have a break, have a Kit Kat. - Kit Kat6. Because you're worth it. - L'Oréal7. The ultimate driving machine. - BMW8. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. -

Ro water sayings

1. Water is the driving force of all nature. - Leonardo da Vinci2. You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore3. When the well is dry, we know the worth of water. - Benjamin Franklin4. Water is the soul of the Earth. - W.H. Auden5. In one drop

Funny angel quotes and sayings

1. Angels fly because they take themselves lightly. - G.K. Chesterton2. Angels have wings because they take themselves lightly. - Unknown3. Angels don't always have wings, sometimes they just have good hearts. - Unknown4. I'm not sure if I have an angel on my shoulder or a devil that just ref