Bathroom funny sayings
1. "Please remain seated during the entire performance."
2. "Wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere."
3. "Remember, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
4. "Flush carefully, it's a long way to the kitchen."
5. "Employees must wash hands before returning to work... or playing with their phones."
6. "If you can't aim, please sit down."
7. "Bathroom rules: If you lift it, put it down. If it's dirty, clean it. If it's empty, fill it. If it's open, close it."
8. "We aim to please, you aim too please."
9. "Don't be a drip, wash your hands and zip."
10. "Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no 'P' in it, let's keep it that way."
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