Beauty pageant sayings jokes
1. "I'm not just a pretty face, I also have a pretty heart... and a pretty funny sense of humor!"
2. "Why did the beauty queen bring a ladder to the pageant? She heard the competition was 'high'!"
3. "I may not have a crown on my head, but I definitely have a 'queen' of a personality!"
4. "Why did the beauty queen bring a mirror to the pageant? To reflect on her stunning performance!"
5. "I may not have won the pageant, but I definitely won over the judges with my charm and wit!"
6. "Why did the beauty queen wear sunglasses to the pageant? To shade the competition!"
7. "I may not have a sash, but I definitely have a 'sash-ay' attitude!"
8. "Why did the beauty queen bring a map to the pageant? To show the judges she's on the 'right path' to success!"
9. "I may not have a tiara, but I definitely have a 'crown' of confidence!"
10. "Why did the beauty queen bring a microphone to the pageant? To 'sparkle' with her winning personality!"
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