Beauty quotes and sayings funny
1. "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
2. "I'm not beautiful, I'm bling-tiful."
3. "Beauty is power; a smile is its sword."
4. "I woke up like this... flawless... well, maybe not quite."
5. "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
6. "I'm not high maintenance, I just have high beauty standards."
7. "I'm not beautiful like you, I'm beautiful like me."
8. "Beauty is being the best possible version of yourself on the inside and out."
9. "I'm not a beauty queen, I'm just beautiful me."
10. "Beauty is in the eye of the selfie-taker."
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1. The world is your oyster.2. Out of this world.3. Lost in space.4. On top of the world.5. Living on another planet.6. A planet of one's own.7. Planetary alignment.8. Planet Earth.
1. It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.2. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.3. If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.4. I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fa
1. Vive la mariée! (Long live the bride!)2. Célibataire mais pas pour longtemps! (Single but not for long!)3. La dernière nuit de liberté! (The last night of freedom!)4. Adieu célibat, bonjour mariage! (Goodbye single life, hello marriage!)5. La future mariée en folie! (The future bride go
In the darkest night, the stars still shine bright,Keep pushing forward with all your might.Believe in yourself, reach for the sky,Your dreams are within reach, don't be shy.When challenges come, stand tall and strong,For in adversity, you truly belong.Embrace the journey, with courage and grace,You
1. You stole my heart, Valentine!2. You're the love of my life, Valentine.3. My heart belongs to you, Valentine.4. You make my heart skip a beat, Valentine.5. You're my forever Valentine.6. I love you more than words can say, Valentine.7. You're the reason for my smile, Valentine.8. Y
1. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb2. A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in. - Greek Proverb3. He who plants a tree, plants a hope. - Lucy Larcom4. The true meaning of life is
1. Family: where life begins and love never ends.2. A family that laughs together, stays together.3. In our family, we don't hide crazy, we put it on display.4. Family is like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.5. Home is where the heart is, but family is where the laughter never ends.6.
1. I feel the need... the need for speed!2. You can be my wingman anytime.3. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.4. I'm dangerous.5. Iceman, you can be my wingman anytime.6. Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.7. You can run, but you can't hide.8. You're everyone's
1. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.2. Friends are the siblings we never had.3. Friends are the family you make along the way.4. Friends are the ones who lift us up when our family lets us down.5. Friends are the glue that holds our chosen family together.6. Friends are the
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