Beer glasses with funny sayings

1. "Beer: Because adulting is hard."

2. "I'm not drunk, I'm just enhancing my personality."

3. "I make beer disappear, what's your superpower?"

4. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

5. "I like my beer cold, my nights hot, and my friends hilarious."

6. "Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862."

7. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast."

8. "Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore."

9. "In dog beers, I've only had one."

10. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a beer in hand."

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