1. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
2. "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862." - Unknown
3. "Life is brewtiful." - Unknown
4. "Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad." - Unknown
5. "In dog beers, I've only had one." - Unknown
Above is Beer sayings short.
1. I'm not a regular dad, I'm a cool stepdad.2. I may not be your biological father, but I'm still the boss around here.3. I didn't give you life, but I can definitely make it more interesting.4. I may not have been there from the beginning, but I'll be there until the end.5. I may not be p
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I show
Here are a few inspirational sayings that could be turned into artwork:1. Believe you can and you're halfway there.2. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.4. Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.5. Be fear
1. Today is a new beginning, make it amazing.2. Rise up, start fresh, see the bright opportunity in each new day.3. Every morning is a chance at a new day, embrace it with gratitude.4. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, it's a beautiful day to start anew.5. Today is a gift, that's w
1. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras2. The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog. - M.K. Clinton3. Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles M. Schulz4. Dogs have a way of finding the people who need the
1. Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.2. May we never go to hell, but always be on our way.3. To our wives and girlfriends: may they never meet!4. May we always be the reason someone smiles after a long day.5. Here's to the nights we'll never remember,
1. I fear not death, for I am already dead to fear.2. I walk the path of the warrior, unafraid of the shadows that lie ahead.3. In battle, I am a force to be reckoned with, a warrior born to conquer.4. I am the storm, the thunder, the lightning that strikes fear into the hearts of my enemies.
1. When something is important enough, you do it
1. Hoppy Easter to all my peeps!2. Easter is the only time it's okay to put all your eggs in one basket.3. Wishing you a basket full of joy and blessings this Easter.4. Easter: the only time it's perfectly acceptable to put all your eggs in one basket.5. May your Easter be egg-stra special!
1. Life begins after coffee.2. Coffee: because adulting is hard.3. Coffee is my love language.4. Coffee first, adulting second.5. Coffee is the answer, no matter the question.6. Coffee: the most important meal of the day.7. Coffee is a hug in a mug.8. Coffee: fueling dreams since fore