Best burn sayings

1. "If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich."

2. "I'd roast you, but my mom told me not to burn trash."

3. "You're so dense, light bends around you."

4. "I'd call you a tool, but even they have a purpose."

5. "I'd tell you to go play in traffic, but I'm pretty sure you'd just stop it."

6. "You're like a cloud, except without the silver lining."

7. "I'm not saying you're stupid, but you have the intellectual depth of a puddle."

8. "If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."

9. "You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."

10. "I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one."

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