Best ever sayings funny

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."

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Cute friendship valentines day sayings

1. You're the sprinkles to my cupcake, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the best friend I could ever ask for.2. Roses are red, violets are blue, having a friend like you makes my heart happy and true.3. You're the chocolate to my fondue, the cheese to my macaroni, and the best friend I could

Club aftershave sayings

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Funny mojito sayings

1. Mojito: the only thing that can make mint taste good.2. Mojitos: because who needs a salad when you can have a drink with mint leaves?3. Mojitos: the official drink of pretending you're on a tropical vacation.4. Mojitos: because sometimes you just need a little minty magic in your life.5.

I'm already taken sayings

1. Sorry, I'm happily committed.2. I'm off the market, thanks.3. I'm in a relationship, but I appreciate the interest.4. Taken and loving it.5. My heart belongs to someone else.6. I'm already spoken for.7. I'm in a relationship, so I'm not available.8. I'm in love with someone special

Humorous breast cancer sayings

1. I fought the boobs, and the boobs won.2. I may have lost a boob, but I gained a killer scar.3. Cancer picked the wrong pair to mess with.4. I'm a survivor, but my boobs didn't make it.5. Who needs two boobs anyway? One is just fine.6. I may have lost a breast, but I still have plenty o

Sayings with the word nickel

1. A nickel for your thoughts.2. Nickel and dime.3. Nickel plated.4. Nickel worth of advice.5. Nickel's worth of time.

Encouraging sports sayings

1. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.2. Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be suc

Wall sayings for bedroom

1. Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.2. Good vibes only.3. Love grows best in little houses.4. Wake up and be awesome.5. You are my sunshine.6. Sweet dreams, sleep tight, we love you, goodnight.7. Home is where the heart is.8. Always kiss me goodnight.9. Let's stay home.10. In

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