Best friend quotes funny sayings

1. "A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'"

2. "Friends come and go, but best friends leave footprints in your heart... and sometimes stains on your carpet."

3. "I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because my hair..."

4. "We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much."

5. "A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked."

6. "We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home together."

7. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."

8. "I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship."

9. "You don't have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps."

10. "I love that we can look at each other and without saying anything, know we are making fun of the same person."

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