Best funny quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at sarcastic comments."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
Above is Best funny quotes and sayings.
1. O le fa'aaloalo lava i le atunu'u. - Respect for the culture is paramount.2. O le ala i le pule o le tautua. - The path to leadership is through service.3. O le ala i le pule o le tautua, o le ala i le tele o le fa'asinomaga. - The path to leadership is through service, the path to greatnes
1. You're the milk to my Oreo.2. Life is better with a side of Oreos.3. Twist, lick, dunk, repeat.4. Oreos make everything better.5. Happiness is a stack of Oreos.6. You're as sweet as a double-stuffed Oreo.7. Oreos: the ultimate comfort food.8. In a world full of cookies, be an Oreo.
Here are a few peach pie sayings and a simple recipe for peach pie:1. Life is just a bowl of peaches, so why not make a pie? 2. A slice of peach pie is like a hug for your taste buds.3. Peach pie: the perfect combination of sweet, juicy peaches and flaky crust.Simple Peach Pie Recipe:Ingredien
1. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day. - Unknown4. You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C.S.
1. Не кажи гоп, поки не перескочиш - Don't say hop until you jump over.2. Без труда не витримаєш і роду - Without hard work, you won't even support your family.3. Що в лобі, то в голові - What's in the forehead is in the head.4. Не вчи українця, як жити - Don't teach a Ukrainian how to liv
1. زبان کی بھی دھجیاں انگور کی ہوتی ہیں۔2. جتنی چادر ہوتی ہے اتنی ہی پائیں ہوتی ہیں۔3. جو کوئی چاہے سو نقشہ کھینچتا ہے۔4. جتنی چادر ہوتی ہے اتنی ہی پائیں ہوتی ہیں۔5. جو دوسروں کی برائی کرتا ہے وہ خود بھی برائی کا شکار ہوتا ہے۔
1. I'm not a bird, but I'm winging it through life.2. I'm on cloud nine, with wings to match.3. I'm not afraid to spread my wings and fly... or at least attempt to.4. Life is better with a little wing and a prayer.5. I may not have wings, but I sure can wing my way out of a tough situation.
Here are some famous sayings attributed to Gichin Funakoshi, the founder of Shotokan Karate:1. The ultimate aim of karate lies not in victory nor defeat, but in the perfection of the character of its participants.2. Karate-do is a lifetime study.3. The mind is the most important element in the
1. May your love be like a shining beacon,Guiding you through life's ups and downs.Congratulations on your wedding day,May your happiness know no bounds.2. Two hearts joined in love's embrace,A journey together in life's grace.Congratulations on your special day,May your love grow stronger in eve
Here are some examples of women's shirts with sayings that you might like:1. Nevertheless, she persisted2. Empowered women empower women3. Girl power4. Feminist AF5. Be the change you wish to see in the world6. Strong women, strong world7. Slay all day8. Nevertheless, she persisted9.