Best homer sayings

1. "D'oh!"

2. "Mmm... donuts."

3. "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

4. "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

5. "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

6. "I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

7. "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

8. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

9. "I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve."

10. "It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen."

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