Best nonsense sayings

1. "The moon is made of cheese and the stars are sprinkles."

2. "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it still need a hug?"

3. "I'm as confused as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

4. "Life is like a box of chocolates, but sometimes it's actually a pineapple."

5. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse...but I think I'll stick to pizza."

6. "When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade-powered jetpack."

7. "I'm as happy as a clam at high tide on a sunny day."

8. "I'm as lost as a sock in a dryer full of mismatched socks."

9. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

10. "I'm so tired, I feel like a zombie on a caffeine high."

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Condolence sympathy messages and sayings

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Character sayings squishies for kids

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Clover sayings quotes

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Mess with me quotes and sayings

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