Best roast battle sayings

1. "If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."

2. "I'd roast you, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash."

3. "I'm not saying you're ugly, but when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents."

4. "You're so boring, even your shadow falls asleep when you're around."

5. "I've seen better comebacks in a book of knock-knock jokes."

6. "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart."

7. "You're like a cloud, always floating around with no real purpose."

8. "You're the reason why aliens won't talk to us."

9. "I'd call you a tool, but even a screwdriver has more personality."

10. "You're so dense, light bends around you."

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