Birthday card sayings for mom funny

1. "Mom, you're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine. Happy Birthday!"

2. "Happy Birthday to the woman who gave me life, love, and endless amounts of laundry to do. Thanks, Mom!"

3. "Mom, you're the real MVP for putting up with me all these years. Happy Birthday!"

4. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high number. Just kidding, you're timeless! Happy Birthday, Mom!"

5. "Mom, you're the reason I'm fabulous, funny, and slightly neurotic. Thanks for passing down those genes! Happy Birthday!"

6. "Happy Birthday to the woman who taught me everything I know, except how to cook. Love you, Mom!"

7. "Mom, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age. And you make me want to drink. Just kidding! Happy Birthday!"

8. "Mom, you're the queen of our family and the ruler of my heart. Also, can you please stop sending me so many emojis in your texts? Love you! Happy Birthday!"

9. "Mom, you're the glue that holds our family together, and the reason we have so many embarrassing childhood photos. Thanks for both! Happy Birthday!"

10. "Happy Birthday, Mom! Remember, age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Just kidding, you're still fabulous!"

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