Birthday card sayings funny
1. "Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, scary number."
2. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Let's just stick with older for now."
3. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine... or a vintage cheese."
4. "Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be few and your laughter lines be many."
5. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Just kidding! You're only as old as you feel... and you must be feeling ancient by now."
6. "Congratulations on surviving another trip around the sun! Here's to many more years of questionable decisions and embarrassing moments."
7. "Happy birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just a classic... like a vintage car or a retro disco dance move."
8. "Getting older is like a fine wine - it only gets better with time. Or at least that's what we tell ourselves to feel better about all those gray hairs."
9. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high one. Just kidding! You're like a fine wine - you only get better with age... or so we hope."
10. "Happy birthday! Remember, you're not over the hill, you're just approaching the peak of awesomeness. Or at least that's what we'll keep telling ourselves."
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