Birthday sayings to an old friend funny
1. "Happy birthday, old friend! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, scary number."
2. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Happy birthday, old buddy!"
3. "They say with age comes wisdom, but in your case, it just seems to be more gray hairs. Happy birthday!"
4. "Happy birthday, old pal! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting closer to retirement age."
5. "Another year closer to retirement, another year farther from your youth. Happy birthday, old friend!"
6. "Happy birthday, old timer! Just remember, you're not old, you're a classic."
7. "They say you're only as old as you feel... so you must be feeling ancient! Happy birthday, old friend!"
8. "Happy birthday, old buddy! Just remember, age is like fine wine... it gets better with time, but it also gives you a killer headache."
9. "Another year older, another year closer to needing a walker. Happy birthday, old friend!"
10. "Happy birthday, old pal! Just remember, you're not old, you're just vintage."
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