Bisaya sayings funny

1. "Bisan unsaon nimo pagpilit, dili jud ka makapilit sa saging nga hilaw." (No matter how hard you try, you can't force a raw banana to ripen.)

2. "Ang buhay dili radyo, dili pwede i-stop or i-replay." (Life is not a radio, you can't stop or replay it.)

3. "Kung gusto mo magka uyab, maghulat ka lang sa kahayag sa adlaw, dili sa kahayag sa imong nawong." (If you want to have a partner, wait for the light of day, not the light of your face.)

4. "Ang pag-ibig parang gatas, minsan malasahan mo na lasang asukal, biglang maasim." (Love is like milk, sometimes it tastes sweet like sugar, then suddenly turns sour.)

5. "Kung ang imong crush, dili ka crush balik, crush lang jud ka." (If your crush doesn't have a crush on you, you're just a crush.)

6. "Ang kahilom dili makapugong sa mga lingaw." (Silence can't stop the fun.)

7. "Ang kahilom dili makapugong sa mga pangutana." (Silence can't stop the questions.)

8. "Ang kahilom dili makapugong sa mga kagubot." (Silence can't stop the chaos.)

9. "Ang kahilom dili makapugong sa mga istorya." (Silence can't stop the stories.)

10. "Kung imong gipangita, kay imong gipangita, dili gipangita." (If what you're looking for is what you're looking for, then it's not what you're looking for.)

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