Black and white funny face dogs sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not spoiled, I just happen to be the center of the universe."

3. "I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes."

4. "I'm not misbehaving, I'm just expressing my inner rebel."

5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

6. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just in my own little world."

7. "I'm not barking, I'm just having a heated discussion with the mailman."

8. "I'm not stealing your socks, I'm just borrowing them indefinitely."

9. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just recharging my cuteness batteries."

10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a master of mischief."

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