Blankets with funny sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "Nap Queen/King in the making."

3. "I'm silently correcting your grammar."

4. "This is my napping blanket, do not disturb."

5. "I'm allergic to mornings."

6. "Sarcasm loading... please wait."

7. "I'm not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person."

8. "I'm not a regular mom/dad, I'm a cool mom/dad."

9. "I'm silently judging you."

10. "I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social."

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Baptism sayings on cards

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