Blooper sayings
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "I may be a disaster, but at least I'm a fun one."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
7. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not late, I just wanted to make a fashionable entrance."
10. "I'm not a mess, I'm just creatively organized."
Above is Blooper sayings.
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