Boating funny sayings
1. "I'm on a boat and it's going fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan."
2. "Life is better on a boat, just add water."
3. "I'm sorry for what I said when we were trying to dock the boat."
4. "I'm the captain of this ship, and I have no idea what I'm doing."
5. "Boat hair, don't care."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but I do like to be in charge of the boat."
7. "I'm not drunk, I'm just on boat time."
8. "I'm in a committed relationship with my boat."
9. "I'm on a boat, so you better believe I'm living my best life."
10. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it on my boat."
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