Bob mortimer sayings
1. "I'm not a man, I'm a machine."
2. "I've got the strength of a thousand men, but unfortunately, they're all in hospital."
3. "I'm like a fine wine, I get better with age... and I give people headaches."
4. "I'm not a doctor, but I know a man who is. He's not a doctor either, he's a plumber."
5. "I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I am the most dangerous."
6. "I'm not a violent man, but I will punch a swan if it looks at me funny."
7. "I'm not a religious man, but I do believe in the healing power of a good bacon sandwich."
8. "I'm not a gambling man, but I once bet my life savings on a snail race. Let's just say I'm no longer a wealthy man."
9. "I'm not a chef, but I can make a mean Pot Noodle."
10. "I'm not a poet, but I do have a way with words... most of them are swear words."
Above is Bob mortimer sayings.
1. You make my heart leap like a frog!2. I'm hopping madly in love with you!3. You're ribbiting-ly perfect for me!4. I'm croaking with happiness to have you in my life!5. You're my prince(ss) charming, hopping into my heart!6. I'm so hoppy you're mine!7. You're un-frog-ettable to me!8.
1. Lebe jeden Tag, als wäre es dein letzter (Live every day as if it were your last)2. Nur die Starken überleben (Only the strong survive)3. Die Vergangenheit ist Geschichte, die Zukunft ein Geheimnis, aber jeder Augenblick ein Geschenk (The past is history, the future a mystery, but every mom
Jumping for joy or Bouncing off the walls
1. Wishing you a season filled with joy, peace, and prosperity. Happy Holidays!2. Thank you for your continued support and partnership. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a successful New Year.3. May the magic of Christmas fill your heart and home with love and happiness. Cheers to a wonderful h
1. Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain. - Unknown2. Don't count the days, make the days count. - Muhammad Ali3. Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish them. - Unkno
1. As American as apple pie2. As British as a cup of tea3. As Canadian as maple syrup4. As Australian as a kangaroo5. As French as a baguette6. As Italian as pasta7. As Japanese as sushi8. As Russian as vodka9. As Brazilian as samba10. As Indian as curry
1. Wrap it before you tap it.2. No glove, no love.3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.4. Cover your stump before you hump.5. Keep it covered, keep it safe.6. Condoms are a girl's best friend.7. Protect your treasure, use a measure.8. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.9. Shiel
1. I miss you like the sun misses the flowers, like the sun misses the flowers in the depths of winter. - Pablo Neruda2. I miss you not because you're far, but because you're not here with me. 3. Every moment without you feels like an eternity. I miss you more than words can express.4. Distan
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't start a fight you can't finish.3. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.4. Fight fire with fire.5. Don't poke the bear.6. If you come at the king, you best not miss.7. The best defense is a good offens
1. Beauty is only skin deep, but attitude and personality go all the way to the bone. - Unknown2. Your skin is your body's canvas, take care of it and make it a masterpiece. - Unknown3. Healthy skin is a reflection of overall wellness. - Dr. Howard Murad4. Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair