Book of funny quotes and sayings
Here are some funny quotes and sayings that you might enjoy:
1. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
2. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
3. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
4. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." - Tommy Cooper
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity." - Unknown
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
9. "I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown
10. "I'm not a player, I'm the game." - Unknown
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
Above is Book of funny quotes and sayings.
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