Book of witty sayings
Here are a few witty sayings from various sources:
1. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
2. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
4. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
5. "I'm not sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting stuff." - Unknown
I hope you find these witty sayings amusing!
Above is Book of witty sayings.
1. Thanks for celebrating with us!2. Hope you had a blast!3. Party on!4. You're a party animal!5. Let's keep the party going!6. Thanks for making our party pop!7. You're a party legend!8. Party like a rockstar!9. You're the life of the party!10. Thanks for adding to the fun!
1. Sometimes the love we need the most is the love we give ourselves after a heartbreak. 2. A rebound love may be temporary, but the lessons learned are forever. 3. Don't rush into a rebound love, take the time to heal and grow stronger on your own. 4. Rebound love is like a band-aid for a br
1. Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go. 2. Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree. - Emily Bronte3. Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus4. Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall. - F. Scott Fitzgeral
1. Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown2. Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham Joshua Heschel3. To free us from the expectations of o
1. To my sweet niece, may your birthday be as bright and beautiful as you are.2. Happy birthday to my wonderful niece, may your day be filled with love, laughter, and joy.3. On your special day, I wish you all the happiness in the world, my dear niece.4. To my niece, you are a shining star in
Here are a few well-known sayings about the right wing:1. Right-wing politics is like a religion, and its followers will defend their beliefs with the same fervor. 2. The right wing believes in personal responsibility and limited government intervention. 3. The right wing often values tradition
1. Life is short, eat the cookie!2. Bake the world a better place.3. Muffin compares to our treats!4. Donut worry, be happy!5. Sweet treats for sweet souls.6. Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.7. Bake sale: where love and sugar collide.8. Life is what you bake of it.9.
1. Be an angel to some and a devil to others.2. Every angel has a devilish side, and every devil has an angelic side.3. The devil whispered in my ear, 'You're not strong enough to withstand the storm.' I whispered back, 'I am the storm.'4. Even the devil was once an angel.5. Angels can some
1. Gone but never forgotten.2. Forever in our hearts.3. In loving memory.4. Rest in peace.5. You may be gone, but your spirit lives on.6. Those we love don't go away, they walk beside us every day.7. May you find eternal peace.8. Your memory is a treasure we will always hold dear.9.
1. As pleasant as a porcupine in a balloon factory.2. As cheerful as a grizzly bear with a toothache.3. As content as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.4. As happy as a clam with a hangover.5. As jolly as a jackal in a petting zoo.6. As chipper as a chihuahua in a thunderstorm.7. A