Booze inspired sayings

1. "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

2. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

3. "I drink to make other people more interesting."

4. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."

5. "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."

6. "I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

7. "I drink to forget I drink."

8. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a connoisseur."

9. "I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it."

10. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."

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