Boxers with funny sayings
1. "I'm not a boxer, I'm a hugger with a mean right hook."
2. "I fight like a girl...and that's a compliment."
3. "I may be small, but my punches pack a big punchline."
4. "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to knock them out...and maybe tell a joke or two."
5. "I'm not just a boxer, I'm a comedian with a killer uppercut."
6. "I may be a knockout in the ring, but I'm a stand-up guy outside of it."
7. "I fight for the belt and for the laughs."
8. "I'm not afraid to take a punch...or crack a joke."
9. "I may not be the champ, but I'm definitely the class clown of the ring."
10. "I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, and make jokes in between."
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