Bridal shower quotes and sayings funny
1. "Marriage is a workshop... where the husband works and the wife shops!"
2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!"
3. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person... or at least that's what they say!"
4. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!"
5. "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!"
6. "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life!"
7. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there!"
8. "A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal!"
9. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!"
10. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!"
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