1. "Getting sloshed"
2. "Getting plastered"
3. "Getting legless"
4. "Getting hammered"
5. "Getting rat-arsed"
6. "Getting smashed"
7. "Getting bladdered"
8. "Getting tipsy"
9. "Getting wankered"
10. "Getting merry"
Above is British sayings for getting drunk.
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