1. "It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack."
2. "It's not my cup of tea."
3. "He's all mouth and no trousers."
4. "He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic."
5. "She's as mad as a box of frogs."
6. "He's as useful as a chocolate teapot."
7. "It's like talking to a brick wall."
8. "He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."
9. "He's a few apples short of a full barrel."
10. "She's as bright as a two-watt bulb."
Above is British sayings funny.
1. The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well. - Ralph Waldo Emerson2. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. -
1. The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear. - Zen Proverb2. In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, but in the expert's mind there are few. - Shunryu Suzuki3. Let go or be dragged. - Zen Proverb4. The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb5. Sitting quietly, doing no
1. I woof you to the moon and back.2. Pawsitively adorable.3. Fur-ever loved.4. Life is better with a dog by my side.5. I'm the good boy/girl you've been looking for.6. Woof, there it is!7. My tail wags for you.8. Love is a four-legged word.9. Happiness is a warm puppy.10. I'm not
1. Tailgating: Where the food is hot and the drinks are cold.2. Tailgating: Where the game day memories are made.3. Tailgating: Where the party never stops.4. Tailgating: Good friends, good food, good times.5. Tailgating: Grillin' and chillin' with the best fans around.6. Tailgating: Wher
1. Blood is thicker than water, but love is thicker than blood. - Unknown2. Blood makes you related, loyalty makes you family. - Unknown3. Family isn't always blood. It's the people in your life who want you in theirs; the ones who accept you for who you are. The ones who would do anything to s
1. Hanging in there by a thread.2. Hanging in there for dear life.3. Hanging in there like a champ.4. Hanging in there with grit and determination.5. Hanging in there like a trooper.6. Hanging in there against all odds.7. Hanging in there with perseverance.8. Hanging in there with res
1. Lock and key, a perfect harmony.2. Locked in, but not locked out.3. Lock it up tight, keep it right.4. Locked doors can't stop open minds.5. Locked in, but free in spirit.6. Locks are for security, not for imprisonment.7. Locked in, but unlocking potential.8. Locks keep secrets saf
1. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray.2. Always remember that you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.3. You are a precious gem, a beautiful soul, and a gift to the world.4. No matter where life takes you, a
1. Sometimes the best thing you can do is not think, not wonder, not imagine, not obsess. Just breathe and have faith that everything will work out for the best.2. Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy is staying in an unhappy marriage.3. You never know how strong you are until being strong i
1. Stay anchored in your beliefs, but let your compass guide you towards new horizons.2. The anchor keeps you steady, but the compass points you in the right direction.3. In the storms of life, let your anchor hold firm and your compass guide you to safety.4. Anchored by faith, guided by purp