British sayings that make no sense

1. "Bob's your uncle" - used to mean that something is easy or straightforward, but the origin of the saying is unclear.

2. "It's all gone pear-shaped" - used to describe a situation that has gone wrong or become a mess, but the connection to pears is unclear.

3. "As daft as a brush" - used to describe someone who is silly or foolish, but the comparison to a brush doesn't make much sense.

4. "It's like teaching your grandmother to suck eggs" - used to describe trying to teach someone something they already know, but the imagery of a grandmother sucking eggs is nonsensical.

5. "A storm in a teacup" - used to describe a situation that is blown out of proportion, but the idea of a storm in a small teacup is illogical.

Above is British sayings that make no sense.

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