Broke as a joke sayings
1. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."
2. "I'm broke as a joke, but at least I've got a good sense of humor."
3. "I'm so broke, my bank account is on a diet."
4. "I'm broke as a joke, but I'm rich in spirit."
5. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay my respects."
6. "I'm broke as a joke, but hey, laughter is free."
7. "I'm so broke, I'm considering starting a GoFundMe for myself."
8. "I'm broke as a joke, but at least I'm not in debt... yet."
9. "I'm so broke, I'm living on a shoestring budget."
10. "I'm broke as a joke, but I'm still living my best life... on a budget."
Above is Broke as a joke sayings.
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