Broken sayings tumblr
Here are some examples of broken sayings that could be found on Tumblr:
1. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but what if the bird in the hand is actually a robot spy?"
2. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's almond milk and you're lactose intolerant."
3. "Actions speak louder than words, but what if those actions are just interpretive dance?"
4. "The early bird catches the worm, but what if the worm is actually a vegan and doesn't want to be caught?"
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but what if life gives you limes and you prefer margaritas?"
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