Brothers sayings funny

1. "I told my brother he was adopted. He cried and asked who told him. I said, 'Mom and Dad.'"

2. "My brother thinks he's a comedian. He's not, but at least he makes me laugh."

3. "I asked my brother if he wanted to hear a joke about construction. He said, 'Sure.' I said, 'Oh, never mind, I'm still working on it.'"

4. "My brother asked me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down."

5. "I told my brother I was going to make a pun about his hair. He said, 'Please don't, it's a sensitive subject.' I said, 'Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to split hairs.'"

6. "My brother said he wanted to be a comedian. I said, 'You're already a joke.'"

7. "My brother said he wanted to be a millionaire. I said, 'In that case, I'll make sure to marry rich.'"

8. "My brother asked me if I wanted to hear a joke about paper. I said, 'Sure.' He said, 'Never mind, it's tearable.'"

9. "My brother said he wanted to be a stand-up comedian. I said, 'You should probably sit down for that.'"

10. "My brother said he wanted to be a doctor. I said, 'You can start by curing your bad jokes.'"

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