Buddha sayings funny
I'm happy to share some humorous Buddha sayings with you:
1. "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment... unless you have a time machine, then go crazy!"
2. "The trouble is, you think you have time... but then you realize it's already lunchtime and you haven't even started meditating yet."
3. "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito."
4. "The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate problems... but to eat your vegetables and get enough sleep."
5. "Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth... and your missing socks."
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
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