Burma shave sayings and quotes

Burma-Shave was a popular brand of shaving cream in the early to mid-20th century that became known for its humorous and catchy roadside advertising signs. Here are some classic Burma-Shave sayings and quotes:

1. "Does your husband misbehave, Grunt and grumble, rant and rave? Shoot the brute some Burma-Shave."

2. "Within this vale of toil and sin, your head grows bald but not your chin - use Burma-Shave."

3. "The whale put Jonah down the hatch, but coughed him up because he scratched - with Burma-Shave."

4. "Don't lose your head to gain a minute, you need your head, your brains are in it - Burma-Shave."

5. "The monkey took one look at Jim and threw the peanuts back at him - Burma-Shave."

6. "A beard that's rough and overgrown is better than a chaperone - Burma-Shave."

7. "He lit a match to check gas tank, that's why they call him skinless Frank - Burma-Shave."

8. "She eyed his beard and said no dice, the wedding's off - I'll COOK the rice - Burma-Shave."

9. "The midnight ride of Paul for beer led to a warmer hemisphere - Burma-Shave."

10. "A man, a miss, a car, a curve - he kissed the miss and missed the curve - Burma-Shave."

These sayings were often spread out over a series of sequential signs along highways, providing entertainment and advertising for drivers passing by.

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