Business christmas card sayings funny

1. "Wishing you a holiday season filled with joy, laughter, and plenty of office parties!"

2. "May your Christmas be as merry and bright as our office holiday decorations!"

3. "Sending warm wishes and a reminder that the office Secret Santa gift exchange is next week!"

4. "Cheers to a successful year and a New Year filled with even more coffee runs and team meetings!"

5. "Here's to surviving another year of spreadsheets, deadlines, and awkward office holiday parties. Happy Holidays!"

6. "May your Christmas be filled with more cheer than the office holiday potluck leftovers!"

7. "Wishing you a holiday season as productive as our last team meeting. Just kidding, enjoy some well-deserved rest and relaxation!"

8. "Sending you warm wishes and a reminder that the office holiday party is a great opportunity to show off your dance moves. Happy Holidays!"

9. "May your Christmas be filled with more joy than the office printer running out of toner. Happy Holidays!"

10. "Wishing you a holiday season filled with laughter, joy, and plenty of office shenanigans. Happy Holidays!"

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