Calendar sayings for each month funny
January: "New year, new me... just kidding, same old me with a new calendar."
February: "Love is in the air... and so is the smell of overpriced chocolates."
March: "Marching into spring like a boss... who still can't figure out daylight saving time."
April: "April showers bring May flowers... and a sudden urge to clean out my closet."
May: "May the fourth be with you... and also with your spring cleaning."
June: "Summer is finally here... time to pretend I know how to grill without burning everything."
July: "Independence Day... also known as the day I eat my weight in barbecue."
August: "Back to school season... where parents rejoice and kids mourn."
September: "Fall is in the air... and so are the pumpkin spice latte memes."
October: "Trick or treat... or in my case, binge-watching horror movies alone."
November: "Thanksgiving, the one day a year when it's socially acceptable to eat until you hate yourself."
December: "It's the most wonderful time of the year... for my credit card statement to remind me of all the gifts I bought."
Above is Calendar sayings for each month funny.
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