Canadian sayings funny
Sure, here are some funny Canadian sayings:
1. "Sorry, eh!"
2. "It's colder than a polar bear's toenails out there."
3. "I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a low-flying duck."
4. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
5. "I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention."
6. "He's got more nerve than a toothache."
7. "I'm so tired, I could sleep for a week, eh."
8. "He's as useless as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest."
9. "It's so cold, my car won't start because the moose is frozen to the hood."
10. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
Above is Canadian sayings funny.
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