Carlin expressions and sayings
1. "Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right."
2. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
3. "Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."
4. "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
5. "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
6. "The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
7. "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
8. "The planet is fine. The people are f****d."
9. "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
10. "I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."
Above is Carlin expressions and sayings.
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