Catalog of shirts with funny sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right" shirt

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode" shirt

3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm not an evening person" shirt

4. "I put the pro in procrastinate" shirt

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing" shirt

6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas" shirt

7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized" shirt

8. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me" shirt

9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?" shirt

10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy" shirt

Above is Catalog of shirts with funny sayings.

D&d dice sayings

1. May the dice be ever in your favor.2. Roll high or go home.3. Crit happens.4. In the hands of fate, the dice shall decide.5. Natural 20s for days.6. Roll for initiative.7. The dice giveth, and the dice taketh away.8. May your rolls be as epic as your adventures.9. Roll with advan

Funny southern american sayings

1. Well butter my biscuit!2. He's slicker than snot on a doorknob.3. She's as happy as a tick on a fat dog.4. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.5. He's all hat and no cattle.6. She's madder than a wet hen.7. I'm fixin' to head out.8. He's busier than a cat covering crap

Obligations sayings

1. With great power comes great responsibility. - Spider-Man2. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. - The Golden Rule3. It is not our abilities that show what we truly are… it is our choices. - Dumbledore, Harry Potter4. To whom much is given, much is expected. - Bible, Luke 12

Apj abdul kalam sayings helping

Here are some inspiring quotes by APJ Abdul Kalam on the theme of helping others:1. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.2. If you want to shine like a sun, first burn like a sun.3. Let us sacrifice our today so that our children can have a better tomorrow.

Cute hot chocolate christmas sayings

1. Warm wishes and hot cocoa kisses.2. May your Christmas be filled with love, laughter, and lots of hot chocolate.3. Sip, sip, hooray! It's hot chocolate season.4. Baby, it's cold outside, but we've got hot chocolate to keep us warm.5. Hot chocolate is like a hug in a mug.6. May your hea

Gemini quotes and sayings

1. I am a gemini, and I have a dual personality. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, it all depends on how you treat me. 2. Gemini: Two-faced? More like multi-dimensional. 3. Gemini: The sign of the twins, always torn between two sides but able to see both perspectives. 4. Don't un

Punctuality sayings

1. Punctuality is the politeness of kings. - Louis XVIII2. Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare3. Punctuality is the soul of business. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton4. Time is the most valuable coin in your life. You and you alone will determine how that coi

Faith waker sayings

1. Wake up with faith in your heart and watch miracles unfold.2. Faith is the light that guides us through the darkest of times.3. Let your faith be stronger than your fears.4. In the midst of uncertainty, hold onto your faith like a lifeline.5. Faith is the bridge between where you are and

Flower expressions sayings

1. Bloom where you are planted.2. Stop and smell the roses.3. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.4. Wildflowers don't care where they grow.5. In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks.6. Like a flower, life is short... sweet-smelling and beautiful.7. The

Sayings with chocolate bars

1. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump2. Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown3. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! - Unknown4. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then d