Celebrity funny quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
2. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
3. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott (The Office)
4. "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen
5. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
6. "I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark." - Muhammad Ali
7. "I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire." - Howard Hughes
8. "I'm not sure if I lost my mind or found it." - Unknown
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
10. "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is." - Forrest Gump
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Losing a dog is like losing a piece of your heart.A dog may only be a part of your life, but to them, you are their whole world.Dogs leave paw prints on our hearts forever.The pain of losing a dog is a reminder of the unconditional love they gave us.Dogs may leave this world, but they never leave ou
1. Fly high like a vaulting star.2. Dance like nobody's watching on the floor.3. Find your balance on the beam of life.4. Embrace the challenge of the uneven bars.5. In the world of gymnastics, love is the perfect landing.
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You are the apple of my eye.3. You make my heart skip a beat.4. You are the peanut butter to my jelly.5. You are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.6. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.7. You are the cherry on top of my sundae.8. Yo
There are many books that compile quotations and sayings from various sources. Some popular ones include:1. Bartlett's Familiar Quotations by John Bartlett2. The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations edited by Elizabeth Knowles3. The Yale Book of Quotations edited by Fred R. Shapiro4. The Ultimate
1. Forever in our hearts, never forgotten.2. Gone but never forgotten, always in our memories.3. You left paw prints on our hearts.4. In loving memory of our faithful feline friend.5. You may be gone, but your spirit lives on.6. Our beloved cat, now at peace over the rainbow bridge.7. A
1. Baby, it's cold outside... let's cozy up with some hot cocoa!2. All I want for Christmas is coffee in my cute mug.3. Sleigh all day, coffee all night.4. Christmas calories don't count in this mug.5. Merry and bright, just like my coffee.6. Hot cocoa and Christmas movies, the perfect co
1. Thank you for warming our new home with your presence at our housewarming party!2. We are so grateful for your thoughtful gift and for celebrating our new home with us. Thank you!3. Your presence at our housewarming party made it even more special. Thank you for being a part of our celebrati
1. Love is like a baseball game, it requires teamwork, dedication, and a little bit of luck.2. May your marriage be a home run, filled with love, laughter, and plenty of grand slams.3. In the game of love, may you always hit it out of the park.4. Just like a baseball team, may you always have
1. Breathe in courage, breathe out fear.2. Inhale confidence, exhale doubt.3. Take a deep breath and let go of what doesn't serve you.4. Breathing hard is a sign of strength, not weakness.5. Every breath is a reminder of your resilience.6. Inhale the future, exhale the past.7. Breathe d
1. I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright2. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. - Rodney Dangerfield3. I am so clever that sometimes I don't