Chicken phrases and sayings funny
1. "Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!"
2. "I'm not a spring chicken anymore, I'm more like a winter rooster."
3. "I'm not a chicken, I just like to wing it."
4. "I'm not a chicken, I'm just poultry in motion."
5. "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!"
6. "I'm not a chicken, I'm just coop-ed up."
7. "Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side."
8. "I'm not a chicken, I'm just egg-cited."
9. "Why did the chicken go to the comedy club? To work on its stand-up routine."
10. "I'm not a chicken, I'm just winging it."
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