Child funny quotes and sayings

1. "I told my mom I wanted a unicorn for my birthday, and she said I have to be realistic. So I asked for a dragon instead."

2. "I asked my dad how to spell 'love' and he said, 'You don't need to spell it, you just feel it.'"

3. "I asked my little sister what she wanted to be when she grows up, and she said 'a unicorn princess astronaut.'"

4. "I told my teacher I lost my homework in a black hole, and she said she would give me extra credit if I could bring it back."

5. "I asked my grandpa why he had wrinkles, and he said, 'Every time you make a funny face, a wrinkle appears.'"

6. "I asked my little brother why he was wearing a cape, and he said, 'I'm a superhero in training.'"

7. "I told my mom I wanted to be a mermaid when I grow up, and she said, 'Well, you already have the messy hair and love for the ocean.'"

8. "I asked my dad why the sky is blue, and he said, 'Because that's the color the painters chose.'"

9. "I told my grandma I was bored, and she said, 'Only boring people get bored. Go find an adventure!'"

10. "I asked my friend why he was wearing mismatched socks, and he said, 'I couldn't decide which ones were funnier.'"

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