Children's funny sayings and quotes

1. "Mommy, why do you have a belly button? Did you eat too much?"

2. "Daddy, can we get a pet dinosaur? I promise I'll walk it every day!"

3. "I'm not sleepy, I'm just practicing my lying down skills."

4. "I asked my little brother where he came from and he said, 'I came from the store, they had a sale on babies.'"

5. "I told my mom I love her to the moon and back, and she said, 'Well, I love you to the grocery store and back.'"

6. "I asked my dad why the sky is blue and he said, 'Because it's sad that it can't be purple.'"

7. "I told my teacher I lost my homework and she said, 'Don't worry, I lost my sanity years ago.'"

8. "My little sister asked me if I was a princess and I said yes, and she said, 'Well, I'm the queen, so bow down to me.'"

9. "I asked my grandpa how old he is and he said, 'I'm so old, I remember when rainbows were black and white.'"

10. "I told my friend I'm going to be a superhero when I grow up and she said, 'Well, I'm going to be a unicorn, so beat that!'"

Above is Children's funny sayings and quotes.