Chinese sayings in english humor

1. "A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song." - This saying can be humorously interpreted as, "I'm not talking because I know everything, I'm talking because I have a lot to say!"

2. "Even a hare will bite when it is cornered." - This saying can be humorously adapted to, "Even the most timid person will fight back when pushed too far...or when they're hangry!"

3. "The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now." - This saying can be humorously rephrased as, "The best time to start that diet was before the holidays. The second best time is after you finish all the leftovers!"

4. "A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study." - This saying can be humorously twisted to, "A single conversation with a friend who gives great advice is better than ten years of therapy...and probably cheaper too!"

5. "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." - This saying can be humorously paraphrased as, "If you're not going to help, at least stay out of the way while I figure it out!"

Above is Chinese sayings in english humor.

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